Miscellaneous: Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple...

By dadadoo - 06/02/2012 04:09 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I watched a homeless man pop a pimple on his arm and eat it. FML

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Monday 6 February 2012 8:35

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Sunday 21 April 2013 23:22

Yum

J352SAURUS 30

Saturday 19 July 2014 16:35

My boyfriend does that too... It's pretty disgusting. D:

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Friday 20 March 2015 5:11

Oh my goodness! The man ate his own arm??

kenodupe 13

Wednesday 13 May 2015 0:47

That should keep him away from you lol

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