Work and Money: Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave...

By GeeThanks - 02/05/2017 05:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while making a grand show of his generosity, my boss gave me my own commissions as a wedding gift. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 2 May 2017 13:32

The commission wasn't the wedding gift, the grand show was.

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"And here's a little something for the honeymoon!" *Hands you a backlog of work*

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Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 2 May 2017 13:32

The commission wasn't the wedding gift, the grand show was.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 2 May 2017 16:08

I'll bet he'll give you wedding cake, aka, day-old birthday cake from the break room.

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Tuesday 2 May 2017 17:34

"And here's a little something for the honeymoon!" *Hands you a backlog of work*

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