Love: Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me,...

By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By JH - 01/07/2010 01:43 - United States

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD

woahcomments 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

compliment fail.

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basketball03 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:47

ur boyfriend sucks!

coldasfire 23

Thursday 9 April 2015 3:10

and you swallow

electric_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:48

ouch.

woahcomments 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

compliment fail.

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:51

LOL he needs to learn when to stop talking XD

Savvy89 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:53

ROFL WAFFLE! at least he didn't say, "I really like your head, its small and cute" "it really helps your body" look at the bright side =D

sarahandjamie 1

Monday 26 March 2012 13:31

u can always change ur body though

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Saturday 11 April 2009 1:53

This isnt much of an fml ? but the one in front of yours is ;D

bitchie 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:54

what an ass

porsche944 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:54

He was just trying to be nice, give him a break man.

Katers22 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 1:56

Wow. If he would have just stopped talking, that would have been nice. Sigh.

itsTiffany 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 2:03

What a charmer :)

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