Miscellaneous: Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle...

By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML

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illmatic2 16

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

You shouldn't dew that again.

BOOSCAREDU 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Why? How would you get a laugh from it?

Comments

leadman1989 15

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:33

Hey, throwing shit is FUN. Also hitting shit and blowing shit up. Look at the most popular sports in almost every country I rest my case. :)

alival 12

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:35

How would tossing a half empty can be amusing in any way?

irokyoursox 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:37

Wow you would be so badass by throwing it behind you

fuckthereaper 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:39

How is that even funny?

Strafeh 9

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:41

That's why I drink Dr. Pepper

jaderosaley 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:43

Obviously it was half full

DeadxManxWalking 27

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:48

Well you were leaving a football game...

CyonideCyns 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:51

Wow, now my friends and I throw apples at stuff to make them explode. But just randomly picking up a soda bottle and throwing it behind you? I don't see how that could be funny UNLESS it hit someone. And you deserve it for not throwing it in a garbage can like you should have.