Transportation: Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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Lostinspacealone 0

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Oh the Irony XD

leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

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blizzard666 5

Monday 31 October 2011 21:31

karma's a bitch :p

ajjucool 0

Monday 31 October 2011 22:31

she was trying to practically tell you how not to drive a car.

badactor009 0

Monday 31 October 2011 23:37

Karma!

teenkerbelle 12

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:08

LOL!! my mom just hands me the keys if we have to speed... she prefers that i get in trouble for the bad driving

fadingfaith 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 1:23

I bet she blamed it on you.

ilovemetalcore 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:02

*car crashes* "What were you saying again, Mom?"

vitaldisplay 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:05

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

birdmanjr 1

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:43

Certain skills are genetic.

shrimpyshrimp10 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:37

Did you yell,"look who's talking?" hahaha

lonelynekoboi 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:49

Wow talk about karma right there

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