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Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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Kids these days, eh?

child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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Pain in the neck

- 14/02/2020 05:00

Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML

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Road rage

notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

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drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML

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Both of you are bad

driver26 - - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

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Two in one

cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

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Stress test

haramara - 25/05/2021 17:01

Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML

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Don't know, don't care

Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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Lostinspacealone 0

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Oh the Irony XD

leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

blizzard666 5

Monday 31 October 2011 21:31

karma's a bitch :p

ajjucool 0

Monday 31 October 2011 22:31

she was trying to practically tell you how not to drive a car.

badactor009 0

Monday 31 October 2011 23:37

Karma!

teenkerbelle 12

Tuesday 1 November 2011 0:08

LOL!! my mom just hands me the keys if we have to speed... she prefers that i get in trouble for the bad driving

fadingfaith 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 1:23

I bet she blamed it on you.

ilovemetalcore 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:02

*car crashes* "What were you saying again, Mom?"

vitaldisplay 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:05

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

birdmanjr 1

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:43

Certain skills are genetic.

shrimpyshrimp10 9

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:37

Did you yell,"look who's talking?" hahaha

lonelynekoboi 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:49

Wow talk about karma right there

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Today, I'm going cold turkey with my drinking and smoking habits. I'm so irritable, I seriously considered running down an old lady who was taking her damn sweet time crossing the road, then shooting the guy in the car behind me for honking at me like I was holding everyone up. FML

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Today, my soon to be mother-in-law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding. The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I'm a woman and I'm marrying her son. FML

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Today, I found out my brother and his girlfriend stole my wedding ring, my checkbook and my disabled son's iPad to fuel their drug habit. I'm $600 overdrawn and have no food. FML

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Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

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Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

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Today, I was looking online at the gym memberships in my neighborhood, because I'm getting old and unfit. As I was looking at the prices, thanks to some well-placed advertisement magic, I found myself ordering a pizza, then binge-watching Netflix. It seems that motivation is just a click away, but pizza is my kryptonite. FML

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