Miscellaneous: Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to...

By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML

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surferchick96 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:05

well that might not have been the show they payed for...

sinnedrebel 0

Friday 12 November 2010 12:10

you should have improved and went straight into your best hulk hogan skit.

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Luckysam1984 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 1:31

Unless you are completely and utterly disgusting get over it. Its not a big deal.

79DrAwkwArD97 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 2:00

Seriously... Is other people seein your boobs/bra REALLY such a big deal???

FML858 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:31

if yur a guy that's ok

ashurbanipal 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 4:40

ydi for wearing a shirt that can rip

mrod10 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 5:12

what a poser

b0klau1172 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 5:41

r u a Dude or Chick?

im2cool2fml 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 5:57

hopefully they got to see muffins under the wrapping

CupAndSilverware 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 6:53

manly

7g23 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 10:20

Pictures or it didn't happen.

babez11 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 13:29

omg soccergoal -no 94 u r sooo hot...... message me(im hell hot!!!!) big **** to!!!

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