Love: Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what...

By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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Saturday 30 November 2013 2:02

Yeah....attempted risky move on unsuspecting loved one with no prior practice before hand. Brilliant. :p

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On the bright side. At least they got ice on the injury right away.

Comments

AprylAnn 23

Saturday 30 November 2013 8:46

Buy her some nice flowers, you are gonna be making this up to her for a long long time...

Melwh89 1

Saturday 30 November 2013 20:32

Well look at the bright side at least you don't have to go crazy looking for ice..

glitterkuro 18

Saturday 30 November 2013 22:17

I really really hope you told her what you were going to do beforehand. If not, you really deserved it.

Thunderstruck14 30

Sunday 1 December 2013 2:52

I understand some people like their partner to be romantic and cheesy, but couldn't you write her a song or a poem or something? Maybe make her wear gloves before showing her the poem so she won't get a paper cut when she reads it.