Miscellaneous: Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML

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Saturday 8 October 2011 19:51

Damn, wish I could do that.

RoseCrystal 17

Saturday 8 October 2011 19:51

um.....well done?

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tori42995 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:20

talented and multitasking

Rawr6591 21

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:24

You pregnant?

ohxdamnxkay02 12

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:25

would you like some fries with that ?

Panther1983 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:26

AWESOME... nuff said

HannahLouise96 13

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:30

Bet all the other customers were lovin' it.

th4m4ster 6

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:31

that's gonna save u some time

CmarieMC23 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:32

Now that's what I call multi-tasking ;)

BloodyMary666 24

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:35

And that, ladies and gentleman, is what we call "MULTI TASKING"!

kateheartswaffle 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:37

I'm sure it just made the restaurant smell a little better.

thissucksfmll 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:38

You might wanna see your doctor#just saying

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