Miscellaneous: Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out...

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML

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Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML

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Saturday 8 October 2011 19:51

Damn, wish I could do that.

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Saturday 8 October 2011 19:51

um.....well done?

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Mxpxdude189 0

Monday 10 October 2011 7:30

you're disgusting. keep eating fatty mcdonalds food. it can only help your condition...

JessicaC13 2

Monday 10 October 2011 7:38

LAWL!

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 10 October 2011 8:15

There's one patty that'll never be Hamburgled.

punkin_26 16

Monday 10 October 2011 18:25

Your comment is funnier than op's fml.

teamjacob21 0

Monday 10 October 2011 8:28

I did that at my friends funeral

OTT3RNUTZ 7

Monday 10 October 2011 17:31

Multi-tasking at it's best

jessie12198 0

Monday 10 October 2011 20:19

FAIL!(:

zach630 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 0:39

Wal-mart is THE perfect place. He could be on the people if wal-mart website

elementalz 2

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:10

That's why u don't eat McDonalds

ndhin831 2

Tuesday 11 October 2011 1:25

garbage in, garbage out

Qwrty_fml 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 3:13

Ouch..that must've been a sight(: lol

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