Miscellaneous: Today, while I was volunteering at the homeless shelter, one...

By anonymous - 17/07/2012 04:54 - Canada - Boucherville

Today, while I was volunteering at the homeless shelter, one of them "accidentally" kissed me. It felt like my face was being sucked by a vacuum. FML

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GovernorGeneral 8

Tuesday 17 July 2012 12:02

Everything's an accident nowadays.

Jeffo193 13

Tuesday 17 July 2012 12:08

Wait, a homeless guy kissed you and your biggest concern is that it wasn't a very good kiss!?

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kelkelbuglv1972 2

Saturday 21 July 2012 4:52

Whatever no one "accidentally" kisses you! You wanted it!

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