Intimacy: Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran...

By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

agreeclassic 41 349

vote type 1 11 751

New Year, New Blunders
Celebrate the New Year with stories of resolutions broken in less than 24 hours and memorable New Year's Eves... for all the wrong reasons! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

agreeclassic 1 859

vote type 1 187

The dead of the night

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

agreeclassic 281

vote type 1 390

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

agreeclassic 1 271

vote type 1 445

Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

agreeclassic 138

vote type 1 986

Self report

By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML

agreeclassic 87 063

vote type 1 5 539

By ali grace - 14/05/2011 11:15 - United States

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

agreeclassic 124 779

vote type 1 18 015

By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

agreeclassic 11 656

vote type 1 39 457

By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

agreeclassic 17 477

vote type 1 23 860

By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

agreeclassic 10 963

vote type 1 71 830

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

agreeclassic 4 899

vote type 1 404

ebonyirony 29

Friday 4 May 2012 0:26

High five

WTSchool 0

Friday 4 May 2012 0:27

Like mother, like daughter!

Comments

Luunatic 13

Friday 4 May 2012 3:29

Awkward...

Llamacod 11

Friday 4 May 2012 3:30

I'm confused, presuming the mother isn't married, how is it immoral for the mom to be sneaking someone in?

Llamacod 11

Friday 4 May 2012 3:32

Well mike, how often do you sneak men into/out of your room?

chels1994 11

Friday 4 May 2012 3:37

You're off the hook

itsgen 16

Friday 4 May 2012 3:43

Like daughter like mother That's so epic! I hope you didn't get in trouble.

leh9 2

Friday 4 May 2012 3:47

Now your even:)

MangaManiacNat 13

Friday 4 May 2012 3:59

Well now you have something in common you can talk about =P

pulido11b 0

Friday 4 May 2012 4:09

Awesome

TheThree 0

Friday 4 May 2012 4:11

Like mother, like daughter.

miss_sqwert 19

Friday 4 May 2012 4:16

FML's like this make wish FML had a like button

LadiDi_fml 10

Friday 4 May 2012 4:54

The app has an "add to favorites" button

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, I went to look at a used car I was really looking forward to driving. It wasn't in as good condition as I'd hoped. The seller still expected me to buy it, even after he had to spray in half a can of Oklahoma Choke octane booster just to get it to fire up. FML

agreeclassic 461

vote type 1 91

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

agreeclassic 57 299

vote type 1 5 054

Today, after staying up all night at my friend's house, I woke up to something I couldn't identify on my cheek, so I slapped it away. When I heard crying, I opened my eyes and realized it was my friend's three year old sister who was trying to be sweet by kissing me on the cheek. FML

agreeclassic 36 190

vote type 1 16 145

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

agreeclassic 37 361

vote type 1 5 364

Today, I attempted to ask a girl out by doing a flash mob and singing for her in the store where she works. Turns out, she suffers from anxiety and the overwhelming amount of attention caused a panic attack. No, I didn't get a date. FML

agreeclassic 52 362

vote type 1 22 335

Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML

agreeclassic 21 362

vote type 1 49 744