Intimacy: Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally...

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:56 - Canada

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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Thursday 1 October 2009 12:51

You're ****** up buddy.

danielbudzynski 0

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well if you think about it, everyone's been through thier moms ******, except you did it twice, congrats you sick bastard

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VolleyballSMASH 1

Sunday 11 July 2010 4:41

just as f'd as the retard who needs to point outbwhat number he is. get a life.

Poepiepiesie 3

Wednesday 21 July 2010 1:55

Klab-am! Freud fail. Well oedipus syndrome happens to alot of ppl.

maddy23a 5

Friday 6 August 2010 18:43

It's okay if you accedentily ( excuse spelling ) call your teacher mom, but THIS? =P

PaddedWhiteRoom 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 1:01

I've seen this before... -.-

ololololol37 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 21:11

Randal Graves? "People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl 'Mom.' " from Clerks.

sickkidhayner 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:18

retard-to make slow; delay the development or progress / hes not retarded

smurfman44265034 0

Friday 25 March 2011 6:14

he means by like saying mom! make me a sammich not sexual

Niki0308 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 1:37

uhhhhh holy shit! you're a creeper! 

NoellleBuddy 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 23:04

woooooww lmfao!!!... thats really groosss!!!.. your poor girlfriend..

DirtyChai 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 8:55

Freudian slip?

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