Transportation: Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot,... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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maskedman 9

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:27

it only makes it worse that he was in it because you were trying to get away without anyone knowing.

Bugatti_Veyron 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:26

so... did he die?

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aeslehc_ 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:51

YDI because apparently you don't know the function of a rearview mirror

zook182 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:01

YDI learn to ******* drive get back to your kitchen bitch!

Tinkerbele 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:06

that must suck big time.

littlexlion 4

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:30

Way to add another story as to why females can't drive properly. -_- YDI

oldmanfart 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:50

You are HOT

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:46

Way to go Danica! Somehow I doubt your boss would have enjoyed a hit and run, so lucky for you that you could not follow a broken moral compass and drive away. If you had and he found out later it would have been worse.

510lobita510 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:15

I hear a pay cut coming soon

cam007_fml 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:22

Back into your spot. Dumb ass. YDI.

nates0210 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:35

she probably can do that right without hitting something either :)

Khatog 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 4:28

I'm sure everyone's thinking it, so I'll just go ahead and say it: Somehow I knew this was going to be a woman before I even checked the gender.

Gobsnoglin 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 5:51

In before 'women drivers' comment! oh. already like 20 of them. nevermind.

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:29

ydi... coz your last comment sounds like you would have just walked away if he wasn't in the vehicle.

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