Sex and Intimacy: Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and... - FML

By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

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Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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ThomasAZ 3

Monday 19 December 2011 12:05

Doggy style!

imustbeinsane 2

Monday 19 December 2011 12:07

Don't ask what breed, it'll only hurt more. *cough* bulldog *cough*

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j3ebrules 13

Wednesday 21 December 2011 6:39

Make it so she can't see you. Time to do it... uh... doggie style? >_>

kleopath 11

Wednesday 21 December 2011 16:13

OP's girlfriend is a dumb bitch.

Fylminesawsome 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 21:22

Hour many times did she make her dog horney?? And why was she always out of peanutbutter?

picturescrazy 24

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:37

Guys really do have weird sex faces. Makes me happy I can't see mine during it /:

chlolzah 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:49

HAHHAHAHA. oh dude, I'm gonna be laughing for weeks,

deepdarksecret 3

Friday 23 December 2011 18:53

Woah... wtf? lmao!!

ttflyergirl 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:45

"she put a bag over my head...still counts!!!"

salmolenaar 2

Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:23

I once had a situation like this only the girl laughed beacause my wiener looked like her grandpa's... i stil wonder how she knew what his looked like.

yuuudiii 13

Saturday 31 December 2011 16:43

thanks....you cheer up my day....

LiviaAshley93 0

Thursday 5 January 2012 1:43

Her excuse to get out of having sex xD

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