Miscellaneous: Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally...

By camerashyguy - 20/09/2014 03:14 - United States - Longview

Today, while giving directions to a blind guy, I accidentally made him walk into a wall. FML

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Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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Saturday 20 September 2014 16:13

I bet you didn't see that one coming

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Saturday 20 September 2014 16:18

Did you help design apple maps ?

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eriicaaaf 10

Sunday 21 September 2014 20:18

poor thing

Sheer_1diot 5

Monday 22 September 2014 8:39

I guess he didn't see that coming.

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Monday 22 September 2014 8:49

Poor guy !

Mr_Saikaly 35

Monday 22 September 2014 8:57

I believe it should be **** his life not yours

RayvenWhite 12

Wednesday 8 October 2014 16:17

Lol! Hope your friends never get lost and call upon you for help.

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