Health: Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps,...

By applegreen - 16/02/2017 15:00 - Ireland - Limerick

Today, while getting a breast exam for some suspicious lumps, I was lying on the table with my boobs exposed and I learned my doctor is afraid of wasps. I had to chase the wasp out whilst topless. FML

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Are you sure it was a wasp and not a boob-bee?

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