Miscellaneous: Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless...

By BerkeleyBiker - 19/04/2011 08:23 - United States

Today, while enjoying a nice dinner out, I observed a homeless man giggling hysterically to himself while wiping boogers on my bike seat and handlebars. FML

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Tuesday 19 April 2011 11:54

wow, I would have giggled to myself has I made up some story to the cops and had him hauled away.

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It adds extra grip- he's doing you a favor.

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snorlaxxx 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:04

ewwwww haha !

ouch1990 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 6:45

Rofl

calvin10 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 12:37

YDI for riding a bike - even in Berkeley.

CharcoalChicken 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 13:29

HAHAHAHAHAHA

alliwannadoishav 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 17:00

Brilliant!

littlesunshine_fml 9

Wednesday 20 April 2011 22:03

i can't stop laughing ....

vmg131 4

Thursday 21 April 2011 3:05

wow.. disgusting.

NaturalBueaty 3

Thursday 21 April 2011 4:19

Thats funny. Your just a cry baby.

JoeyVapeman 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 11:18

Today, I dressed up as a homeless person, and wiped boogers all over some random person's bike. I do this every week, and IMMD.

jvibertyo 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 12:03

soo nasty

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