Work: Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I... - FML

By Oops - 14/01/2010 15:55 - United States

Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML

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I_am_stupid_also 6

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:14

So you have to get there before the rooster to get the good deals. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a pervert.

lotusflower007 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 20:31

I would fire you for being a petty bitch

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logieebearr 0

Friday 15 January 2010 4:46

good luck finding a new job:O

MudPuddleMica 0

Friday 15 January 2010 5:14

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. This is the best comment ever ^

idaniboo 0

Friday 15 January 2010 5:46

I love it(:

Snowboarder2010 0

Friday 15 January 2010 6:23

YDI for not proofreading.

Suxx_To_Be_Me 0

Friday 15 January 2010 6:24

that was a Ron Jeremy movie from back in the 80s

Pyr0freak 0

Friday 15 January 2010 6:48

Funny shit!

shadowkiss13 0

Friday 15 January 2010 7:04

hahaha!! thats hilarious! so where is this sale at anyway??

Yapanesedidwhat 0

Friday 15 January 2010 11:21

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA this is def an FYL BRUH!

XaVi11 0

Friday 15 January 2010 13:17

ahahahahahahahahahaha.....****-meat sandwich ne1?

teza_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 23:21

That's utter bullshit, like my 50 inch ****.

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