Miscellaneous: Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra...

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 18:27 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

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By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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By esv - 01/04/2009 09:18 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

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skittihorse 8

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:30

Smart old man.

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Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:32

You must have a nice ass

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toxicthree 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 3:49

Are you using Siri, perhaps? Your spelling of laundromat is very odd…

ADDictedToPS3 0

Tuesday 19 June 2012 23:29

What's the big deal? Its a compliment

darkmatou_fml 19

Saturday 3 January 2015 12:18

No, it's not. It's creepy.

coolster5000 22

Saturday 29 September 2012 19:47

PERVERT ALERT

emuexport 4

Monday 23 September 2013 15:04

Very creative old fella !!!!

CoriCat 25

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:27

I'd take that as a compliment

dhiran_singh 16

Sunday 24 January 2016 13:48

he'd save a lot of money that way. Rather then going to get beer and get drunk xD

emanhernandez 22

Monday 19 September 2016 4:39

Sorry for the udi

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