Miscellaneous: Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group... - FML

By Tourist - 26/03/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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lovely_189 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

damn, you're an asshole love you long time! XD

iamphlybry 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

congratulations, you're stupid.

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guitardude728 9

Saturday 16 July 2011 20:12

way to be a jerk. not all asians are incapable of speakin english

hgfdsa 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 2:43

racist

cartoonluver 10

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:10

at least u were trying to b polite though a bit stereotypical : /

patricksalas 4

Monday 18 July 2011 21:48

San Fran is a popular tourist spot, he probably thought they were visting. he was just trying to be nice.

Kaap27 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 6:50

Should have never suspected XD

anJADElinajones 0

Wednesday 27 July 2011 5:06

Asians are smart, asshole.

superangryandy 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 17:29

racist ****

ScissorLuv_fml 0

Monday 1 August 2011 18:27

wow, I understand. I'm half Asian, but I don't look like it and I dont know much English.when I don't understand, the Americans look at me like "is she stupid?"

TheSickMinded 13

Wednesday 3 August 2011 19:33

I guess you just tried being helpful.

ExWallStreeyGuy 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 21:15

racisim

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