Love: Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not...

By Jason - 05/02/2018 15:30 - United States - Kenai

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML

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Tuesday 6 February 2018 1:46

Soooo....a catfish?

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What was the first sign? The facial hair or really deep voice?

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lukesick1 12

Monday 29 January 2018 14:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 February 2018 1:41

What a dick move!

iny0urjuicebox 7

Tuesday 6 February 2018 20:01

Damn it, you beat me to it

sororitytaylor 24

Tuesday 6 February 2018 1:46

Soooo....a catfish?

kazekai8 11

Saturday 10 February 2018 21:17

Super catfish x.x

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 6 February 2018 2:23

"That's not your girlfriend, it's a man, baby!"

acmariner99 25

Tuesday 6 February 2018 2:33

That’s rude.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 February 2018 2:44

“The Crying Game.” Oops, I should have said, “Spoiler Alert!”

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 6 February 2018 3:40

The only thing is that the character in question actually is transgender--not a gay guy who gets a kick out of dressing in drag to trick unsuspecting heterosexual men.