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By aere - 27/01/2009 12:24 - United States

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 13:04 - United States

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By Fourth Wheel - 15/07/2021 11:01

Today, I met up with a couple I know, who wanted to introduce me to someone. I thought they were setting me up with her, but no. They were coming out as polyamorous, and she was their new girlfriend. FML

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By whatismydadthinking - 06/08/2009 08:45 - Australia

Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

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Sunday 22 March 2009 5:03

Today, I met this guy. Turns out I've met him before. FML.

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Friday 16 October 2009 4:31

And you're complaining why? Oh no! You'll have the chance to impress 3 girls! Don't screw it up.

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dotachii 1

Friday 27 June 2014 19:33

How is that bad?

chewebb 8

Monday 13 April 2015 8:42

This is the weakest FML I've ever read.

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Saturday 18 July 2015 19:40

OP pls

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