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By Anonymous - 21/03/2013 10:43 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, there was a new girl in one of my classes. We both corrected a classmate on his grammar, so, trying to make a new friend, I leaned back to her and said, "Haha, fellow Grammar Nazi?" She gave me a disgusted look and told me she was Jewish. FML

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expertsmilee 26

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:00

I did nazi that coming.

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Then she obviously has no sense of humour. There's no better revenge than taking a derogatory term and turning it around.

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jatinbhanot 6

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:11

what Nazis did to the Jewish people is like a slight pinch when we consider that more people in the world die per month from starvation, fever, cold or car/bike accidents.. Statistically, we need to be more scared of "our own people"..

joethebiden 8

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:15

So I guess she didn't enjoy the Seinfeld "Soup Nazi" episode either, huh...

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:16

Well doesn't she look like a barrel of laugh...

beej821410 6

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:41

Just one laugh? Do you really need a barrel to hold it?

Bubbelz 25

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:19

Yet she's a grammar nazi...

happylappy 21

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:22

There is a huge difference between a grammar nazi and a NAZI..

drewflav 17

Friday 22 March 2013 2:05

Refering to anyone affected by the Nazis in any way as a Nazi in any form is usually considered offensive. Jews, Holocaust survivors (and their family), and most Germans don't take kindly to it at all, even as a joke.

misspennycakes 7

Friday 22 March 2013 6:54

19 you're a bit dense aren't you

Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:24

Lmfao. Epic fail, next time don't try so hard to show off. Just because you both corrected another student does not mean she likes you.

fuzz97 23

Thursday 21 March 2013 22:42

are you sure you read the story

Obey_StudBoii 23

Friday 22 March 2013 7:16

I will say i was wrong due to the fact i thought OP was a man. Either way it can be taken in a sense where "she doesn't like you" as in friendship or something more.