Love: Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to...

By J.Smith - 15/01/2009 16:12 - France

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 22:00 - United States - Nampa

Today, the girl I really thought I had feelings for told me she kissed me on the cheek because I’m a sweet person, but she doesn’t want to be my partner. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 21:17

SHE WANTS TO MARRY YOU!!!! God how much more obvious could it be

ilovechocochipz 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:42

how r u agreein with 11 if ur 5?? 11 hasnt been posted yet.... HOLY SH*T PHSYCIC!!!!!!

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KingreX32 21

Friday 19 April 2013 3:37

ITS A TRAP! RUN!

Brynn9117 0

Friday 26 April 2013 19:36

What?!

The_9th_Doctor 18

Saturday 7 September 2013 6:07

better than nothing

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 19 October 2013 6:19

"Bye Bitch."

SlightOfHand 5

Tuesday 7 January 2014 5:41

she want to marry you, dude. not that complicate. not a fyl, its and fhl.

Perry85 42

Friday 24 January 2014 18:35

Doesn't matter had sex

kelizabethb0704 22

Tuesday 15 April 2014 23:44

Hello sperm donor

alicia_fml_fml 3

Thursday 24 July 2014 15:49

She don't give any sense LOL

Solano2580 24

Saturday 18 October 2014 17:56

Maybe she wants marriage?

tuxedoandex 28

Saturday 22 November 2014 19:02

what

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