Money: Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has...

By moe - 19/10/2010 19:15 - United States

Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has forgotten how old I am. However, he remembers exactly how much my real father owes him for child support. FML

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ShadowPunkChick 1

Tuesday 19 October 2010 23:38

Your father doesn't owe your stepfather anything. He owes your mother. But still that sucks. put a few extra candles on his next birthday cake?

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PROBLEMS99 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 5:15

he see dollar sign when he see u ur stepdad is a bastard

Damian20xx 4

Wednesday 28 December 2011 9:30

I've had my dad ask me what year I was born.

comment11111 39

Friday 13 September 2013 7:59

You've got to set priorities. :( FYL, though.

MysticPanda 11

Thursday 2 July 2015 20:35

Step dads are asses. Well, not In all cases but my stepdad is a jerk

Idiot_Penguini 7

Thursday 28 April 2016 6:25

Tell your real dad

wrenavery90 12

Thursday 9 June 2022 23:03

My mother regularly forgets how old I am. Not really that big a deal.

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