Love: Today, the guy I love asked me if hooking up counted as dating,...

By Renagirl - 09/09/2013 12:46 - United States - East Hartford

Today, the guy I love asked me if hooking up counted as dating, because he thinks I'm "super hot," but he doesn't want "all the relationship shit." FML

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Vitualamen 11

Monday 9 September 2013 19:24

Sounds like an ass.

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Monday 9 September 2013 19:26

What a superficial dick. Don't hook up with an arrogant asswad like that.

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willowfiasco 4

Tuesday 10 September 2013 10:03

Just don't post on fb saying, "all guys are jerks" or, "I just can't find a good guy", ydi op. you loved an asshole.

luvpuppy 13

Tuesday 10 September 2013 12:47

"Love" sounds like a pretty big word for a dick like that.

Waredo_Dyrge 11

Tuesday 10 September 2013 20:26

And meanwhile I'm still single, despite wanting "all the relationship shit." FML

life_sucks225 13

Wednesday 11 September 2013 23:08

Why would you say "The guy I love" if he's probably not dating you and/or hes a douche. Love isnt something you give to someone based on their looks. which is probably what you did