Animals: Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during... - FML

By jesspie - 11/01/2013 02:41 - United Kingdom

Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML

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Charmillionaire 13

Friday 11 January 2013 10:08

You did a good deed for a cat. I commend you.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 11 January 2013 10:07

Don't be such a pussy, get some flea-sprays and take care of that! At least now you have an awesome kitty. :)

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longbeck4 28

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:03

Get some flea spray and other stuff, you just saved an inocent cat from living on the streets. I would have done it in a heart beat. A f the cats life for having to live with fleas. please treat him and save him.

Cityrulezz 4

Tuesday 31 December 2013 5:20

YDI. Cats are a plague.

RedSponge 11

Wednesday 16 September 2015 19:27

Aww, bless you; that's a great deed

popperpuff88 15

Friday 23 December 2016 8:31

you are a good person.

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