Miscellaneous: Today, someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that...

By Baustigt - 22/08/2013 14:48 - Australia - Perth

Today, someone on Facebook posted a really tiny picture that I couldn't read properly, so I responded, "What is this? A picture for ants?!" Turns out it was a commentary about rape, and now I look like an insensitive jackass. FML

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Thursday 22 August 2013 18:41

I am sure you were not the only one who had trouble reading the image

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Ant rape is no laughing matter!

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Love_is_no_joke 6

Sunday 25 August 2013 20:15

Wow that really sucks

TheLawOfSod 4

Wednesday 4 September 2013 3:48

Fantastic. *loud clap*

thejzabs 25

Wednesday 30 April 2014 18:22

At least it wasn't about cancer!

qpdoll 19

Wednesday 3 February 2016 0:39

Ok I was gonna say something, bit I would have done the exact same thing.

Fumi_fml 13

Thursday 25 February 2016 23:58

I really appreciate the reference. I laughed entirely too hard.

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