Love: Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting...

By Anonymous - 20/12/2016 07:28

Today, someone flirted with me. They kept touching me, insisting we should go out sometime, and hounding me for my number. At a family-only memorial service. FML

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VashSN17 10

Monday 26 December 2016 7:12

incest is wincest. jk I'll just leave

Scotth901 22

Monday 26 December 2016 7:37

You should have kicked them out from the service, and told them it's family only.

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Benpie 22

Monday 26 December 2016 23:16

Incest is wincest

Namenlos_fml 20

Monday 26 December 2016 23:52

I hate it when you make it clear you're not interested in going out with them, but they keep incesting

ChiefKoala 30

Tuesday 27 December 2016 2:03

I at least hope it was a stranger who got in or a family friend and not family. Either of those two would be more acceptable than family, at least.

RinoaHeartilly 36

Tuesday 27 December 2016 6:12

No one harassing anyone is ever acceptable or "more acceptable"

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Tuesday 27 December 2016 6:02

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