Love: Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog.... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/11/2014 17:21 - United Kingdom - Middlesbrough

Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML

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WCARlover 34

Thursday 13 November 2014 0:03

Could someone else like a neighbor have had access to the wifi?

sockoiid 13

Thursday 13 November 2014 0:04

Get her the **** out.

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EevieBear 26

Thursday 21 July 2016 10:37

That's really awful op, I'm so sorry for your loss. I hope you mean ex girlfriend, now.

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