Intimacy: Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 07:22 - United Kingdom

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

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yuyqe 4

Monday 2 April 2012 3:15

That's your cue to get blackout curtains.

NinjaCrumbs 0

Tuesday 26 June 2012 6:30

Seems legit

Cheeznibbler 0

Wednesday 22 August 2012 5:39

FYL.

Nederlander95 14

Monday 30 September 2013 13:39

Invest in some nice blinds

badgemaster 13

Tuesday 16 December 2014 14:55

Dammmmmm

donb23 23

Tuesday 16 August 2016 20:33

Get a laser pointer and point him out to everyone.

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