Kids: Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit...

By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's, some kids were running and screaming. One of them stopped right beside me, turned to face me, and threw up in my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2015 21:14 - United States - Jonesboro

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By Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

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Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML

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By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson

Today, a little kid accidentally ran into me at the pool. He apologized by biting my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By MommyProblems - 19/01/2014 05:17 - United States

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

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By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, it's my nephew's second birthday. He was sitting on my lap, so I started tickling him. He laughed and squirmed so much, he smashed his mouth on my desk. Two bloody hours at the hospital later, he has no two front teeth. FML

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Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:13

It's like a double rainbow..

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Wednesday 26 October 2011 0:16

Be careful. I heard that species can have rabies.

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Lookinforlove10 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:49

I would of smacked the shit outta him, but thats just me...

Canyousee 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:50

Ah the "good times" I work at a daycare and one time I pocked a kid up to carry him across the room, he didn't want to go so he bit me, on the nipple through my shirt. I dropped him.

InUrArea 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:50

Bad demon child kick his little ass out of daycare

nani11 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:56

bite him back and use his sweater to wipe the vomit haha now youre even

flies 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:07

29, He may be a failed abortion but your black.

flies 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:12

29 he may be a failed abortion but you are black.

afulks78 11

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:38

What a champ :) jk

ajourdhui 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:48

children of the corn

ThaBeasty01 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:48

Kids .. Smh .__.

jaminjames 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:49

Isn't daycare fun

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