Kids: Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the...

By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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hannahtaskey 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 6:22

Tell her it's okay, because your dad is your favorite! :)

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my brothers the favorite too.

Comments

Aiyah_52 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 9:24

owned.

yomommma 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 9:24

Parents shouldnt have favorites.

theonlysweetpea 10

Saturday 30 July 2011 9:31

Tell her she better hope he gets a good paying job to be able to care for her in her golden years. With you she'd be lucky to go to a nursing home! That's what I told my father.