Intimacy: Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked...

By Anonymous - 30/11/2014 13:07 - United States - Watchung

Today, my wife was giving me a blowjob when I foolishly asked her how she got so good at giving them. She looked straight into my eyes and replied, "Practising on about six guys before you." FML

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Sunday 30 November 2014 23:56

Dont ask, dont tell...

ScottVining 21

Sunday 30 November 2014 23:57

You sorta had that comin haha

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Bossmaster_D 2

Tuesday 2 December 2014 14:31

I'd kill myslef

kristen5286 12

Tuesday 2 December 2014 17:21

practice males perfect

kalbrek009 20

Tuesday 2 December 2014 17:50

The rules are as follows: Don't ask about anything that might relate to her past sexual history, don't talk about your past sexual history & never under ANY circumstance, break either of those rules because neither of you will ever like the answers/info.

Fou_Lou 20

Wednesday 3 December 2014 13:07

Thats bullshit. It really depends on the kin of person youre with. I never had any problems talking with my partners about sexual past. And on mide sie will never have. Talking about that stuff is a good way to improve yourself and learn alot about your partners sexual preferences.

HighlandShadows 48

Thursday 4 December 2014 4:34

Not to mention disease... it's probably a good idea to have some sort of idea of your partner's sexual history for health reasons alone.

Tsukiyomi 16

Wednesday 3 December 2014 12:36

OUCH

FranzFerdinand 18

Friday 5 December 2014 5:03

I wonder why you'd even consider your life ****** just because you found out that you're not the first guy your wife has given a ******* to… someone's got a fragile ego.