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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 12:53 - United Kingdom - Mitcham

Today, my wife got fired for leaving work early once again. She's been doing random "spot checks" for the past month, convinced that she'll catch me cheating on her. This paranoid crap is exactly why I'm filing for divorce. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

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By dazedandconfused - 18/09/2016 09:44 - United Kingdom - Dorking

Today, I found out why my wife has been upset with me for the last week. She told me this morning that I did something to upset her on our date night last Friday, she won't tell me what, and she said she'll leave me if I do it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 04:00

Today, I was told by my wife of 19 years that all the songs about cheating that she's been playing for a year and a half should have been a good enough hint. Getting a divorce. FML

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Sunday 21 February 2016 6:46

Wow. She has trust issues. Sorry it had to resort to divorce

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Sunday 21 February 2016 6:48

Thats some crazy shit there man but good for you with the divorce

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Wednesday 24 August 2016 21:59

Sorry it had to resort to divorce. She's probably cheating and putting it on you.

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