Miscellaneous: Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and... - FML

By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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Friday 27 March 2009 2:06

you should of said like..."well, i guess i was right"

Aoeu 0

Friday 27 March 2009 2:04

Wow, good going.

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Anthony_C805 1

Thursday 23 January 2014 15:26

Honesty is the best policy

dadoffour 14

Saturday 4 April 2015 17:11

That was rude.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 7 December 2015 0:22

That's why we think before we speak.

trumpy 9

Wednesday 20 January 2016 3:15

that's like asking a larger woman if she's pregnant...not safe.

KarmaRules4 7

Saturday 19 March 2016 22:20

YDI

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wow. open mouth insert foot

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