Kids: Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can... - FML

By Wlanla - 02/08/2015 11:39 - Romania - Bacau

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

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christophbak 14

Monday 3 August 2015 0:31

Piss on him to show dominance

larrena2377 26

Monday 3 August 2015 0:27

I hope you punished the little shit.

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fabcade 14

Tuesday 4 August 2015 10:52

and you followed it up by beating his ass?

kat_toy 11

Tuesday 4 August 2015 18:46

Ground his ass you are his step parent

kansas_girl03 13

Tuesday 4 August 2015 20:01

Yeah I feel your pain. I have a spawn of Satan stepson myself. I can't get him to do anything right! luckily for me though no piss in on me yet! I'd say talk to your partner and get him situated

bnbhimp 10

Tuesday 4 August 2015 22:02

I don't care how old he is beat the snot out of him he needs to learn to respect women.

OpposingKilljoy 14

Saturday 29 August 2015 9:18

to the cage he goes if he can't act like a civilized human.

tragic1992 20

Friday 27 October 2017 22:46

You sound horrible. Referring to your step child As that. You deserve ten tonne of shit on your head horrible b***h ! I hope that child is ok and happy and no where near you!

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