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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML

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real life problems 26

Wednesday 25 July 2018 1:36

Yet another ****** up dysfunctional family.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 7 July 2018 2:42

Drop a stink bomb through the mail slot.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 7 July 2018 2:42

Drop a stink bomb through the mail slot.

real life problems 26

Wednesday 25 July 2018 1:36

Yet another ****** up dysfunctional family.

boopingsnoot 24

Wednesday 25 July 2018 2:13

Are you sure you were at the right house?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 25 July 2018 3:08

Maybe they found your stash of MILF ****?

Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 25 July 2018 3:22

Maybe they were busy getting it on.

FishyFishy 12

Wednesday 25 July 2018 3:32

And you were just ghosted by your parents.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 25 July 2018 3:42

What the heck did you do?

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 25 July 2018 4:47

Ah, I love the holidays!

Davros 12

Wednesday 25 July 2018 8:07

They were binge watching Pornhub.

greenwichgal 15

Wednesday 25 July 2018 9:59

I feel like there is more to this story

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