Miscellaneous: Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door...

By MailMaster - 22/07/2011 04:20 - Australia

Today, my new mailbox key finally arrived. Not at the front door as I requested, but in the mailbox. FML

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By DaisyMay - 04/04/2011 19:47 - United States

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By Lara - 03/08/2012 11:28 - Italy - Empoli

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By Posty - 18/05/2009 18:38 - United Kingdom

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By DTMM - 15/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML

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By Denofthieves - 16/09/2022 16:00

Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML

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Friday 22 July 2011 12:19

Shoulda used FedEx

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Friday 22 July 2011 12:27

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KataraTheBender 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 5:28

time for lock picking

CabbageTrees 13

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:09

Yo, dawg. I heard you like mailboxes, so we put a mailbox in your mailbox so you can mail while you mail!

vinchenzy 0

Tuesday 13 December 2011 0:46

Fail beyond fail

JimDaBoss 0

Monday 19 December 2011 0:46

If u can't get in it, how do you know the key is in there...?

Ashley_ni_col_e 2

Sunday 25 March 2012 19:53

If it was in the mailbox how did you get it?

klx125cross 9

Sunday 9 September 2012 4:17

What?

Amy_Nguyen_12 16

Tuesday 9 December 2014 1:46

How did the mailman get the mailbox key into the mailbox?

daidax_238 26

Monday 15 August 2016 5:46

If you can't open it to put anything in, then how to it get there in the first place?

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