Miscellaneous: Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He... - FML

By cleangirl - 14/03/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

QuantumLegend 0

Tuesday 15 March 2011 7:50

Shampoo? We don't use shampoo, we use MANpoo.

rockr_chick 5

Tuesday 15 March 2011 8:19

lol manpoo sounds like another name for shit.

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kildo 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 14:35

MANpoo

CrumbledCookies 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 15:45

SHAMpoo reminds me of poo-poo xD

cookie444 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 22:30

hes a keeper:)

guitarspro 0

Monday 28 March 2011 2:57

I just oil myself up and it covers everything: hair, body, feet, ect

Bubbleisious 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 2:29

DUMP HIM

MileyCyrusIsHot 5

Sunday 5 February 2012 6:22

lool

newburton13 26

Saturday 7 April 2012 6:25

Time for a new new boyfriend.

exil5 2

Wednesday 4 July 2012 15:10

That's what you get for dating a Rocker. Mod boys are so much cleaner.

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