Miscellaneous: Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed,...

By mc - 03/01/2009 02:12 - France

Today, my mother bought me some "biodegradable" tissues. Indeed, they melted… in my hand. FML

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craig0r 2

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:54

i'm no scientist, but i'm pretty sure paper is biodegradable... you know... being that's it's made from a plant.

greeneggsnsam 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 19:29

how do they...melt...?

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carmeanna 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 11:08

I get it while theywere wiping it melted ewwww

courk94 6

Friday 11 November 2011 16:37

Wth ? lol

Vocal1 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 10:08

oh no, maybe youll melt now too. sob, sob, cry, cry.

schvann 2

Saturday 9 June 2012 8:06

lol my mom's friend had biodegradable dog poo bags and during the walk to the trash can the bag melted. eww.

upsidedownfools 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 5:20

The fact that your quotation marks are French makes me really happy :)

drayloon 50

Wednesday 22 January 2014 8:44

well that snot very useful.

daemonsparta 16

Thursday 30 April 2015 10:01

**** green, go brown

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