By ShadowJack - 29/04/2012 15:10 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?

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ed1970 6

How about a breakfast jack? I know that's not McDonalds, I'm just saying...

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Calyx_fml 21

Why is it that teenage boys never catch their mom masturbating? It's always the other way around.

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perdix 29

Because the moms have 20+ years experience of diddling themselves, so they know how to do it without detection.

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llello1987 0

You should have asked her to squeeze her ******* together

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tvhsprodigy 3

Why would you say that?!?!?

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tvhsprodigy 3

That would suck :/

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llamafish 25

This should say "didn't", not "didnt"...

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blackvyper 8

Bürger, no mayo.. you've produced enough.

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