Miscellaneous: Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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By f_n_fail - 06/12/2016 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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khaya 9

Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Well it could have been worse, she could have started to strip and then demand money.

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Monday 30 May 2011 18:58

Speechless o.o

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mind_geek 15

Monday 30 May 2011 19:00

was it free or paid. Important details here.

luvppl 6

Monday 30 May 2011 19:00

nasty... "no kids mommy wants you to cover your eyes!!!"

missL1z 5

Monday 30 May 2011 19:01

If she does it right then it's not embarrassing! Then again in a playgroup? Ok FYL

hottottie 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:03

was she good?..

julian928 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 7:25

hey

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Tuesday 31 May 2011 13:02

howdey

toxicmurder109 4

Monday 30 May 2011 19:03

wow weird O.o

mnblkjpoi 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:03

did the kids give her their lunch money??

TrollsFTW 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:03

That was your mom?

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 30 May 2011 19:03

Alcoholic or just crazy?

wrigleys 4

Monday 30 May 2011 19:04

i wish my mum would do that...lol joke, sort of

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 30 May 2011 21:42

I wish your mum would do that!

totalcoolkid 1

Monday 30 May 2011 22:13

your mum has already done that mate! ;)

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:52

nah think ur talking about my mom :/

illmatic2 16

Monday 30 May 2011 19:04

I caught my friend doing that once. It was funny.

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