Kids: Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener...

By Username - 13/02/2012 21:31 - India

Today, my misanthropic malcontent of a son smashed my air freshener and turned my faulty lava lamp on in a twisted act of rebellion. The bottom of the lamp broke and got wax everywhere. My room now smells like cinnamon, with a hint of freshly embalmed corpse. FML

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Comments

crepuscular 3

Friday 17 February 2012 0:37

That's what you get for having kids.

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Friday 17 February 2012 7:27

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griffin1617 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:04

After reading your post I think your son is trying to escape your sense of drama. I suppose it never occurred to you bright children take things apart to see how they work. Go to your dr and get Xanax if you can't cope.