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By acneface - 21/10/2009 06:59 - United States

Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML

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By thestudent - 18/02/2011 09:30 - Philippines

Today, my math teacher brought his laptop to tally up all our scores for our report card. He then displayed the results on a big screen in front of the whole class. The ones who failed were marked yellow. I was the only one marked yellow. FML

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_Noon_ 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 16:24

OMG, that's one of the most emberrassing FML's I've ever read. I'm so sorry :(

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Wednesday 21 October 2009 16:13

ouch! that's pretty insensitive.

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kei1108 13

Friday 6 May 2011 6:03

That's awful!

hateevryone 14

Friday 24 June 2011 7:42

your teacher is an ass

hokesmash 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 19:39

geez! mean enough?

ilovegeorgie 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 8:10

**** that teacher. what an ass hat!

winking16 0

Monday 31 October 2011 6:10

Get proactive

Carlie_McCartney 1

Monday 7 November 2011 1:55

That's insensitive...but it's definitely a real-world problem...

alreadyBEENused 7

Tuesday 20 December 2011 0:48

Go to the doctor and ask for the pills and clyndoxyl gel. It clears up acne so fast

rockerlove2013 6

Wednesday 4 July 2012 15:28

Aww I'm sorry op don't worry things will brighten up for you soon

doglover100 28

Friday 6 July 2012 3:28

Wow. Rude.

superman3212 8

Monday 5 August 2013 9:56

I woulda said F U n left right on the spot.. what a ass

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