Kids: Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 09:22 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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Tuesday 2 April 2013 16:23

One true god.

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Tuesday 2 April 2013 16:23

Your little sister is awesome.

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shishifoo999 5

Monday 26 August 2013 15:20

The sad part is that if your sister is on Tumblr, she probably posted the picture of your room, and it probably got tons of likes/reblogs

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Saturday 22 March 2014 7:42

She's awesome.

dogshorsescats 18

Wednesday 12 August 2015 5:21

I guess you feel caged

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