Intimacy: Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies...

By HappyGirl - 28/10/2008 15:57 - France

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

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_Allstar_ 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:11

How would he know anything about making babies he's 11!?!!??!!!???

jalapeno64 10

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:36

I knew how babies were made WAYYY before I was 11

sparklemuffin 8

Saturday 20 August 2011 23:45

dude... incest

davidworld90 7

Wednesday 24 August 2011 2:14

I hope he didn't show u visually cause that would be messed up like ****** u lol

coper169 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 10:08

Bitch please

Guido25897 4

Monday 5 September 2011 0:21

But the question is... Did he do It correctly?

xbeccix 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:27

have you been hiding in a wardrobe all your life?

pantherpride98 10

Thursday 29 September 2011 4:52

Lol!! That sucks! I'm 13 and my bros 18 and he doesn't even say things like that to me!

KrazyLove54 0

Tuesday 4 October 2011 1:22

that's rude 58

43trauts 14

Saturday 22 October 2011 14:59

#44 you

Hoplon 1

Monday 24 October 2011 6:59

He's well informed.

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