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By MegahnDN - 11/06/2010 14:33 - United States

Today, my kitten decided that having diarrhea was not a good enough reason to stop running in circles around my living room. FML

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Devanthegreat 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:09

haha kitty poo for you

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Friday 11 June 2010 19:09

lmao kittens are awesome

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LoneliestxHobo 0

Friday 11 June 2010 21:44

haha I hope it was brand new carpet

morganavery33 5

Friday 11 June 2010 21:46

ah.

WeselyDa 0

Friday 11 June 2010 21:49

98 is a babe lol

fylhahahaha 0

Saturday 12 June 2010 4:06

mega babe

ManOnTheEdge 0

Friday 11 June 2010 21:49

24.. i'd rather the kitty poo to clean up than a puppy ******** outside, eating it then trying to lick your face afterwards... cats ftw

tysos 0

Friday 11 June 2010 21:52

miss rachieee you have amazing ****!!

morganavery33 5

Friday 11 June 2010 21:53

thank you 99.

SlipKnoT_Fukk 0

Friday 11 June 2010 21:56

lol. wow that suxxx. :/

sonofamothaduck 0

Friday 11 June 2010 21:57

that's sucks! lol btw I don't like cats 

tysos 0

Friday 11 June 2010 21:59

also agree with 99 , 98 is stunningalso agree with 99 , 98 is stunning

LoneliestxHobo 0

Friday 11 June 2010 22:09

I didn't think fml was a dating site

nalua 0

Friday 11 June 2010 22:24

stupid a** cat

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