Love: Today, my husband was planning to take a half a day off since... - FML

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By MrsHumanFrog - 30/04/2016 04:50 - United States - Lexington

Today, my husband was planning to take a half a day off since he had paid time available. I showered, shaved, told him I was naked on the couch waiting for him... He decided to stay and work his whole shift.

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ItzAbstract 12

Sunday 1 May 2016 6:47

he's not a dog who will come when you say come

JustTheTruth42 13

Sunday 1 May 2016 15:03

Or you know he's just not in the mood.

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ItzAbstract 12

Sunday 1 May 2016 6:47

he's not a dog who will come when you say come

SweetestHeart93 18

Sunday 1 May 2016 7:22

who turns down booty? man if this were me i would start assuming hes cheating on me.. wait before i jump to that conclusion op has he turned down the booty before?

JustTheTruth42 13

Sunday 1 May 2016 15:03

Or you know he's just not in the mood.

Tikaani96 15

Monday 2 May 2016 4:43

It could be possible he got held up at work and had no choice but to stay. Talk to him when he gets home OP!

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