Holidays: Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're... - FML

By stuckhome - 08/04/2011 11:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML

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ACSjr 0

Friday 8 April 2011 15:59

you should just go

Mesocoollike 8

Friday 8 April 2011 15:59

you should've gone anyway. Screw your stupid piece of shit husband.

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FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 3 January 2016 1:41

I'd go without him and bring a bestie. I'm assuming you bought two tickets?

Tyrax 16

Friday 19 August 2016 16:52

I'd have just gone.

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